Monday Monday. And Captions. Why not?

<--- very vague memories of this. it is sausage ball mix. pretty sure Bill took this to text to Sarah to gross her out. Merry Merry!

<--- bad doggie breath? Bill (poorly) attempting to hide how very much he adores little Gretta?

<--- why are they hiding from me? they looove selfies. STOP HIDING.

<--- does anyone really need a caption here? there's a mess of spilled product on the floor. and it appears on Erin's blog.  
(everyone knows my nickname is Grace)

<--- how many college graduates does it take to figure out how to pose for a selfie and make their hands say "four oh?"

<-- what Sissy doesn't know is that she's smiling her best smile.. but really all those paparazzi have their cameras aimed at that turkey. 

<--- is that a stuffed poodle on a stand? new trend in home decorating?

<--- oh! it's not a poodle. it's a white peacock!

<-- why is everyone looking to the left... and Eileen to the right? clearly she's picked up her mother's excellent sense of direction. 

<--- Santa's coming! Santa's Coming! and my husband has a giant bow on his head!  Bill wins the Most Festive award.

<--- BOOYAH!  

Is there any better shot of a kid totally being stoked for Christmas? I don't have a son, but if I did, he would be Finn. 

 ...these next three photos are some sort of phenomenon that I have captured on camera. 

<---here is the first sign of Riley's incredible SuperHuman Speed.. she is faster than a frame!

<-- Riley's BFF, also known as our daughter, clearly not amused by the SuperHumanSpeed.

<-- BUT WAIT! There she is! and now, mysteriously, Eileen and Edie have picked up the SuperHumanSpeed

<-- Gracie is completely and utterly over this post. 

<-- yeah, so Mom? I'm smiling because that's what I have been brainwashed to do. But really, there's no way in &*!# that this sweater will fit me. 

<-- Dad Superheroes. 

<-- this kid can rock a purple towel like no one can imagine

<-- this was taken in July. We just wanted to mess with everyone. 

<-- QUICK! how many people do you see?

<--- Bill and Chad. Sharing clothes? Picking up one another's mannerisms? Or did someone fart? 

<-- this was taken a split second after a boy (EWWW BOYS) pushed Riley and irritated her. note Eileen's glare. Someone will PAY. 

<-- watchout b*tches. we gangsta.